Trapper Keeper.

These Sea Wheeze Trackers totally look like my old Trapper Keeper from 1994! They make me happy.

I always size up in shorts because I have a long waist, so that extra inch of fabric is needed, and I have some mega quads, so I'd rather not "Hulk" out of them. "Hulking out" is a term I use when I feel like my clothing is about the explode due to my awesome muscles.